The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
Every fucking day.
“you’re like a son to me”
“dad, i am your son”
Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345
If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.